Spirit Sticks and Over Indulgence

Welcome,

I thought I’d start it off a little different, a little refresher. So my Pep Rally day was today and it was off the phoshizzle. I can hardly speak right now I screamed too much, and also I can’t really move my face too much or my paint will fall off. It was turnt and I took so many “ussies” (whatever the hell that means) I have my Parkville Pride and other people have been coming up to me all day since I left school telling me their graduation year and stuff meanwhile I’m yelling “stranger danger” on the inside.

I ate hella stuff today and I am honestly ashamed, I know every now and then you’re supposed to pig out sometimes or you’ll go insane but i honestly overdid it and i plan on not eating much for the rest of the night.

I just got Justin Bieber’s new single Sorry and everyone is like omg, its for Selena, and I’m like I feel like its more for his fans. Honestly he’s been gone from his music career for so long he’s kinda neglected his fans, a bit. We love his voice and I’m glad he’s back.

I’m going pumpkin carving tomorrow because its something I’ve never actually done, like ever. I mean what kind of child goes without pumpkin carving? What kind of life is this?

I’m seriously gonna die. There is this cute ass german guy at my school and he plays football , he’s the dopest. He was nominated for homecoming court, and I didn’t even know he existed till today, so I’m like ” Hey, you little gorgeous shit! Where the HELL did you COME FROM? Where have you been all my life?

This paint really makes my face still stiff. And my computer’s on 10% and i’m too lazy to put it on the charger. Nothing else really happened today, talked about conspiracy theories in history and made me paranoid as fuck. Literally, I’m not afraid of horror movies but I love them. I DO NOT FUCK WITH CONSPIRACY THEORIES WITH SOME EVIDENCE! How do you explain JFK’s death? you can’t exactly… ILLUMINATI. I mean come on guys its on our dollar bill, presidents literally say “A New World Order” in their presidential addresses.

P.S. If you don’t hear from me after this… Blame the government.

JK

NOT REALLY

So leave me some comments and stuff okay,byeee

Peace Out Homies

Kae

Ezra Miller and Cheerios

Hola mis amigos,

This week is spirit week at my school and I’ve gotten spirity once, and that was pajama day. Now tomorrow is Pride day for our school where we celebrate our teams and school pride and stuff. I am literally about to go ALL OUT , I’m rocking gladiator braids and I’m gonna paint my face. I’m gonna be spirity as fuck.

I’m watching We Need To Talk About Kevin, and I’m throughly pissed off. This kids problem is that his mother was telling him he wasn’t wanted and that she rather be somewhere else, and then gets mad as hell when he doesn’t want to be around her. But I haven’t finished watching it so whatever.

Ezra Miller is gorgeous as fuck and maybe I’m very late on the Miller fan train or whatever but he’s literally one of the most gorgeous people I have ever seen, and he’s extremely talented, but he’s 23 so… *cries in corner*

I love Cheerios and I mean it. I will eat dry Cheerios for a snack before I dare pick up a damn potato chip (eww).

I really have nothing else to talk about for right now but I will be back tomorrow. MWAAHAHA!!!!

P.S. If you need any advice or anything then leave me a message down below or get in contact with me via my social media which are in here somewhere. I gotta go peeples

Peace Out

Kae

Naked Bieber and Lip Balm

Hey guys,

If you came to the blog in hopes of seeing a very nude Bieber, keep dreamin’ darling because I can’t do that to someone, share something that brings them humiliation. He’s hot stuff, I’ll give you that but, don’t we prosecute males who do the same things to females and they get labeled a THOT, and then they write sad ass Instagram quotes about it and stuff. By sharing or even looking at those photos we are saying is okay to be sexist, and yes you can be sexist towards males. I’m no saint and I’m no angel, I am literally the farthest thing from one. Temptation can be a nasty little bug to shake, like a stomach flu or diarrhea but, nonetheless I haven’t looked at the photos and turned the channel when it comes on. Btw I will be mad as shit if it turns out he’s okay with the photos because that just wasted about 160 words.

So winter is coming and even though its only fall we’ve already been under a FREEZE ADVISORY where I live and by some strange occurrence I temporarily misplaced my lemon eos lip balm (literally the only one I use, ever) and now my lips are dry and nasty as hell. Anyway I looked up some things about lip balm and as it turns out the chemicals in lip balm are a DRUG. I’m not stupid I know you’re not gonna get high of lip balm (although that is a sneaky way to sell drugs) DON’T DO DRUGS!! but your lips can get addicted so when you stop using it you’re lips start to crave the shit. Now that my lips are dry I feel like I have to put my lips through a damn 12 step program to wean it off of lip balm.

I know when I first started this, it was exciting and more interesting than this but, I promise my life is a hot ass mess and I’m bound to do something idiotic soon.

At my school we have co-ed gym, and considering I took PE9 in the 9th grade and passed, I take Team Sports. There are pro’s and con’s to Team Sports, a pro is that if you actually participate you’re getting a workout almost 3 times a week (granted you’re there every class), a con is that there are only 4 girls in a class of 18 (including me) and only 2 of them participate 90%  of the time (aka ME and whoever else decides to play that day).A pro is that you get to see guys play games and then ogle them, and if you’re athletic they may decide they want you to play with them. A con is that once your gym teacher realizes you’re athletic or can do something as simple as catch a football he wants you to play for every damn sports team in the school.

But, specifically my problem with my team sports class is that I hate being the girl who is treated like one of the guys because I don’t sit on my ass the whole class or cry when I fall or get pushed. Why is it that in order for me to keep my femininity I have to lose my athleticism ? I don’t look like some super lean sexy training machine (I had Panera Bread for Dunch*)  and I’m terrible at sticking to diets, and I do workout but not to the point where I can Arnold Schwarzenegger your ass across the room but I keep a lean frame, or I try to.

I give a lot of health tips at the bottom of these things but how many people actually use them honestly? Like if you softly rub your lips with a lemon and then when they tingle apply honey to them and leave it for like a minute and then softly wipe it off with a lukewarm  towel your lips get pinker and if you keep it up over time they can stay that way. Or that instead of purchasing an expensive acne routine off the bat you can try a mixture of two spoonfuls of cinnamon and one spoonful of honey mix it together, and apply it to your face for 15 minutes our cleaning your pores (btw if you try it, it stings like hell).

I just got Selena Gomez’s new album Revival [Deluxe] (cause I’m too cool for the basic album) and you should totally get it, it makes you feel sexy and allows you to have fun and she’s not crying over Justin in them. Is it ironic that while I’m talking about Selena I just remembered the title of this blog, yes, yes it is and I love me some irony.

I love writing, I hate that I ever stopped. There was one point where I was getting 13 views a day, and although that ain’t shit compared to others it made me feel good, and I’m not gonna beg people to read this shit because I like when people find me by perhaps, it’s cool and makes me feel powerful. But those of you who continue, even through my long lapse in writing, have read these, I thank you from the bottom of my achy-breaky heart. You are the reason I still write these and because its a good option for me when I’m bored.

I hate nosy ass people, I’m over here writing my blog like a good little blogger should and some random comes peaking over my shoulder, muthafrecka who are you? If you’re so interested in what I’m doing, ask don’t act like you’re interested in the biography of Hilary Clinton (that is behind me) while you have a comic book in your hand. Boy, I know you don’t have a clue about politics and I also know that you’re not interested in the adult romance section directly across from Hilary’s book because you look like you’re  12 years old and you have the muscle tone of Pinocchio . I could mistake you for a bald ass girl.

That was really mean but, you don’t hover over me and then get mad when I change direction because you’re all up in my screen making me feel uncomfortable in my very comfy chair.

P.S. I am not a bully, at all. I hate bullying and I don’t say a bunch of bad shit about or to anybody and I don’t even know the individual that I was speaking of, I was annoyed and I have that right because it says so in the Bill of Rights.

P.S.S. I don’t know how many of you watch tv… jk you know that I know that you love tv just as much a I do, and specifically Scream Queens comes on tonight at 9 and I am staying up to watch it cause I LOVE THAT DAMN SHOW! So you should watch it

Don’t forget you are the most beautiful individual and no matter what anyone says to try to tear you down, you have to remember just that. The world, and specifically my world and that of anyone else who loves you wouldn’t be complete. In the words on the great Becky Jackson (GLEE) :

“You are one bad ass, crazy super bitch”

and I love you, and Becky Jackson (aka fav character ever)

Peace Out Girl Scouts,

Kae

*Dunch – A meal that is both Dinner and Lunch, usually used by wannabe dieters and hipsters who are also wannabe dieters

Libraries and Almond Milk

Hello,

Yeah, I’m writing again, so boom. Take that education systems trying to stop me from expressing my ridiculous ideas among the internet, I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER *in my terrible British accent* !! Anyway, besides the dramatics I’ve had an emotionally draining week, and an aggravated month. Beginning in September my dad had to go to a business training that required him to be there for like 3 weeks. Now my grandmother is a hag, and I’m not being disrespectful she just is. I’m generally sure she’s proud of being a hag, and if they had a club she would be the leader. Im not going into detail on her, because she is a character for sure and there is not a blog big enough to talk about her. I had to stay with her, and my little sister without my dad for a month, and I was just about ready to lock myself in the basement and never come out side, I’d be like that guy on the Benchwarmers whose afraid of sunlight ( I LOVE THAT GUY!!).

I am at the library anyone, and originally I started going there for the free Wi-Fi and the solitude, but actually everyone goes to the library now and I’m like wth!? When you watch tv now or read a current book they act like no one goes to the library so my half-black ass walked all the way to the library. Turns out EVERYONE and their MOMMA goes to the library and I apparently missed the memo. It was literally so full it was like a subway in New York City during rush hour (when is it not rush hour in New York City?) I didn’t even get to sit down, so I left . But here I am now in my seat that only I sit in at the library because if anyone is in my seat when I get there I will quietly Hulk smash the hell out of you.

As you may now, I try to be as healthy as I can and lately I’ve been lagging and had more than enough emotional breakdowns to prove it, but one thing I do notice is that milk from a cow makes me bloated which makes us look “fat”, so instead I’ve been using Almond Milk and I am sold and probably never going back to dairy milk ever again. I love Almond Milk, especially in a bowl of Strawberry Honey Bunches of Oats (aka my weakness).

I like this one guy sorta, but I don’t think I could ever tell him because I’m a punk in the love department. But lets say his name is OLAF for right now, but he’s in one of my classes and he is freaking adorable, and he is constantly challenging me which makes me try harder which is absolutely a turn-on, and I don’t mean in a drop in give me 20, boy kind of way. Its cute teasing and he makes sure that when he sees me, no matter who he is with he acknowledges my presence and makes it known to others. I don’t know what to do, so I am asking you, the love guru’s out there what to do. HELP ME!!

So, I have to leave the library now because it’s like 5:08PM where I live and by the time I get home it’ll be cold.

Don’t forget that you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen and I can’t even see you. You are loved and important, you can be desired, you can be sexy and you can be anything you want to be and never let anyone tell you otherwise.

Peace Homies,

Kae

Blame It on the Al-Al-Al-Algebra

Okay so its been nearly 3 mo. since I last updated, where the fuck have I been? Oh that’s right school, I am in my currently in my junior year of high school (yay.) and I am taking 3 AP classes so I constantly have my hands on homework of some kind. Please don’t be pissed at me, I can only do so much and I’m gonna try to be more active here. This is gonna have to be short because I’m in the library and I have to leave in like 10 minutes. But, the point of my message isn’t to joke around today. Today in health we discussed a topic near and dear to my heart, suicide. Its a dirty word that we all need to talk about, be aware of the signs okay because people lie and say they are okay when in fact they aren’t. If you yourself feel that way, you’re not alone okay, talk to someone and realize that even in your darkest moments someone is there for you, even if its a hotline you have to call. I love you all and I’m sure someone else does too.

P.S. Adams Song by Blink 182 made me almost cry, song is so sad omg but its good.

P.S.S. Phoenix by A$AP Rocky is also super sad.

Next Time there shall be no sadness

Peace homie ❤️